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A man walks

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and says to

be or not

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion,

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears bemused that someone

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears bemused that someone managed the accents

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears bemused that someone managed the accents of his favourite

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears bemused that someone managed the accents of his favourite Royal Shakespeare Company

A man walks into a bar and says "to be or not to be?", because meeting Toby was, in his opinion, subject to chance.

Slavoj Žižek appears bemused that someone managed the accents of his favourite Royal Shakespeare Company production, Les Misérables.

If nothing else: massively factually incorrect.

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his raging

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his raging bull DVD missing

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd painted on his

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd painted on his mother's wardrobe. "Bugger

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd painted on his mother's wardrobe. "Bugger 2009 Burgos Bombing

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd painted on his mother's wardrobe. "Bugger 2009 Burgos Bombing", his favourite band,

"If nothing else: massively factually incorrect" wrote Karl, undaunted by narrative inconsistencies and his 'Raging Bull' DVD missing the target he'd painted on his mother's wardrobe. "Bugger 2009 Burgos Bombing", his favourite band, Tsugaru-Hamana Station